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Whomp!

That was the sound of the knitting goddess whomping me on the head for the sin of hubris. I’m knitting the Forest Canopy Shawl, which I keep referring to as an easy lace pattern. It has 8 pattern rows, half of which are straight purl back rows, and a 5th row is plain knit, so there are only really 3 rows that you have to pay attention to. Should be easy, right?

On top of that, I’m getting close to the end, and have what I think is enough yarn for a couple more repeats and then the 8 row border pattern, which is just repeated once. I’ve been trying to think out how I could safely use as much of the Zephyr lace yarn to make the shawl as large as possible, and still have enough for the border. I finally came upon the brilliant idea of using my drug-dealers scale. I finished a row 8, weighed the remaining ball of yarn, then started in on another pattern repeat. My plan is to finish another repeat, weigh it again, then I should be able to calculate roughly how many repeats I can get out of it. There will be a little fudging with this, as of course the rows get lonnnnger with each repeat, but it should be better than just guessing. I was feeling pretty proud of myself for coming up with this plan. Even a little above average, I would say.

So I’m knitting merrily along, about 3/4 across a loooonnng row 5, and discovered I’d somehow dropped a stitch or something screwy. I haven’t been using lifelines with this one, as it’s a pretty easy pattern to tell when you’ve goofed up. (More hubris.) The only hope was to tink back, stitch by stitch, across lonnnnnggg rows until I got to where I’d fracked it up. I ended up unknitting 3 rows before I found it. Somehow I’d skipped 3 yarnovers all in one little inch long section. I probably didn’t forget to do them, but somehow dropped them on the purl back row. I apparently screwed up the “easy” purl back row. I’m also more than a little embarrassed to admit that it took me that long to figure out that it was dropped yarnovers. Those actually are fairly easy to fix without tinking back, if you know where they should go. An average knitter could probably figure that out.

There are no photos of this. A blob of knitted lace done correctly doesn’t look much different in a photo from a blob of knitted lace with mistakes. Just imagine them, OK?

This is where a knitting blog turned out to be a blessing. I had the very brief, but very definitely serious thought of ripping the whole thing out into a pile of ramen yarn, then taking it to the backyard and burning it. Except I’d have to admit to all of you that I did it. Sooner or later somebody would comment “whatever happened to that pretty green lace shawl you were knitting”, and I’d have to confess. So I tinked. I tinked three very loooonnnnnnnngggg rows. And I reknit, and now I’m back to that row 5. I still don’t know how many repeats I can squeak out of this baby. I’m off to knit rows 6-7-8.

I’m Not Average

Just a quick post to show you an article in our morning paper, the Tacoma News Tribune. It’s a short biographical piece about a 91-year old woman who sounds like a real hoot. The first paragraph, however, refers to her by saying “Hull, a lively and sometimes mischievous woman, isn’t your average knitting grandma“.

Hmmph. I’m neither average nor a grandma, and neither are many of you. I’m in the process of drafting an email to the reporter to let her know that there are many of us who don’t fit her stereotype. I suppose I shouldn’t get worked up about these things, it’s probably a sign that I’m avoiding dredging out my office before all the visiting relatives get here tomorrow.

Here’s the link. The woman that she profiles in the article looks like a good role-model for women getting older.

I’m off to clear a path through the maze.

Edited:
I did send an email to the reporter. She promptly replied, with an apology for the stereotyping. It turns out she’s also a knitter, it just never occurred to her that the “knitting grandma” thing might bug some crazy menopausal woman. I invited her to our weekly knitting group, she said she’d come, and there you go. So don’t send her any hate mail!

I’m Still Alive…

OK, another 2 weeks got away from me. All of a sudden it’s August, the month of visiting friends and relatives. Our extra bedrooms are fully booked for the next 2 weeks, so if any of you want to come out and visit, take a number. And of course, now that we have people coming to visit, the weather has gotten crappy. It’s only in the 50’s this morning, though it’s supposed to get nicer later.

Here’s what I’ve been working on.

I’m close to the armhole decreases. I’m still working with a somewhat nebulous pattern. I want a v-neck, but after Lisa posted this, I’m revising how v-d it will be. I don’t want it to grow into something I need to wear a camisole with. I also want three-quarter length sleeves, but I’m not sure I have enough yarn. Of course, if this stuff grows that much, I can just do short sleeves, and wait.

I’ve also been working on those Krauterbeet socks, yarn from the Wollmeise. I have one done, and the second started.

I can’t even tell you how much I love this yarn. Wendy posted recently that the hank she had split like crazy, and was very twisty while knitting. It is very twisty, indeed. Mine doesn’t split, though, I’m not sure why the difference. I have, ahem, four more skeins of this in different colors in the stash. Well, I couldn’t just order this all the way from Germany and just order one hank, now could I?

And here’s the shawl and Riley, being Kinneared:

Sorry about the crappy quality of that photo. I just held the camera down and clicked, hoping to get some version of the shawl and the lake. Riley was a bonus. No, she wasn’t drinking the wine, I was, that might account for the photo.

Here’s what else I made last week.

Upscale BLTs, with pancetta, arugula, and mozzarella, and heirloom tomatoes. These were yummy enough that we’re doing them again today, this time with the burrata cheese that the recipe called for, and homemade bread. The recipe is in Bon Appetit from August this year. You can find it here. These are just unbelievably good, so go make some. I’ll take photos of the finished project and post them later!

7 Things

No, this isn’t the “7 Things” meme. It’s just that seven is all the things I could think of at the moment.

1. I’m still knitting the same stuff. No new pictures. It just mostly looks the same. I’m not bored with it, but you might be if I posted photos that looked the same as last time.

2. It’s just still fracking raining here. Rain rain rain rain. It’s all we’ve had all week. I’m starting to get moss on my north side (or is it the south side that it grows on?).

3. I just discovered NetNewsWire. I have used Bloglines as my blog aggregator for a long time, but it’s gotten really twitchy recently. If you have a Mac, try it out. It’s very cool. NNW, you heard it here. I’m probably the last Mac blogger on earth to find this one.

4. Google searches, redux. I just have to laugh that somebody got to my blog this week by typing “Aunti Debi” into Google. Now, really. If you were a person looking for your Aunti Debi, would you type “Aunti Debi” into Google?? Really? Hon, I’m pretty sure she’s not here.

5. Ravelry rocks. It’s a big-ass time-sucker, but it rocks. I’ve found lots more projects that I need to knit than I’ll have time for in any lifespan allotted to me.

6. I finally gave up trying to keep up, and hit “mark all read” in both NNW and Bloglines.

7. We had to have another tree taken out of our yard. This one was a Garry Oak, and it was huge. Unfortunately it had started to split right at the fork between the two main branches. We decided to take it out before it took out part of the rest of the yard.

The problem:

Click on the photo to see.

They had to get a crane in to handle this one.

And now it’s just a bunch of firewood. Very wet firewood.

Excuse me. I’m going to look for the lifejackets.

Project Roundup!

This has been a bit overdue. In looking back in the posts, I keep promising a knitting update, so here it is.

But first, a few photos from the 4th. A bunch of the boat owners on our lake have a boat parade late morning on the holiday, so we turned out to the beach with a few friends and some refreshments to watch.

Here’s John opening the refreshments. There were also Bloody Marys (Maries?) involved.

The parade:

There was knitting going on. My boss is learning how to knit. I gave her the first lesson Wednesday morning. Yes, I know how lucky I am, having a boss that wants me to teach her to knit.

And here is the promised Project Roundup. These are the 3 projects in active rotation. First is the sock.

Yeah, yeah, I know I haven’t made much progress. There have been other things interfering. For those of you not paying attention, this is the German yarn, the Wollmeise Krauterbeet. I just love the color name, Krauterbeet. It’s much more purple and green than in that photo. This is just lovely yarn, which is a good thing. Since I had to order it all the way from Germany, I couldn’t just order one hank of it, now, could I. Some day I’ll show you the rest of it fermenting in the stash.

Next is the Forest Canopy shawl. I really have made progress, it’s just hard to tell, being a lace shawl and all. This is Zephyr wool-silk, in Bottle Green. I thought it was Basil, but I’m pretty sure it’s the former. I love this color enough to buy more of it.

This one’s getting close. A couple more repeats of the main pattern is about all I will be able to stand, then it will be on to the border, then done.

Now, my new project. I am using South West Trading Company’s Bamboo, in a color called Butter. The color is actually more like real bamboo than butter. If you’ve ever been unfortunate enough to have the stuff growing in your backyard, you know what it looks like. I can only hope bamboo yarn really takes off. I have a bunch of it growing wild along my side yard fence. It could be an investment.

Here’s the first attempt. I am making a tee-shirt like top, though if I have enough yarn, I’ll put 3/4 length sleeves on it. I’m doing a picot/cable edging from one of the Nicky Epstein books for the bottom hem. The first version reminded me of chicken satay on skewers.

Then I had a little mishap and it ended up looking more like ramen noodles. The mishap had nothing to do with the pink wine in that photo. Since I’m making this one up as I go along, I didn’t like the first iteration, and decided on a do-over.

And here’s where I am now. The hem is turned up and pinned so you can see it. The edging is done by knitting 5 rows, doing a picot turning row, then knitting more rows, then a simple 4 stitch cable crossing all the way across.

I haven’t quite come to a verdict on this yarn. It is listed on the ball band as a worsted weight, which isn’t even close. I finally ended up with 3.25mm needles, and it measures out to be more like a DK or sport weight. Oh well, I really didn’t want to wear it this summer, anyway. It’s making a lovely, drapey fabric at that gauge.

Off to bed, another fun-filled work week starts in the morning!

Oh, Shoot!

I must need to swear more. Though I got a “G” rating, they flagged me for using the word “shoot”. Dang. In real life, I think I’m more “R” rated, especially when my language is bourbon-fueled, but I guess I’m blander on paper than I thought I was.

Go here if you want to see how your blog rates.

I also got nominated for this by Debi:

I’m pretty excited by this one. The last time I was nominated for anything, it was my senior year of high school. And I won, too, the Betty Crocker Family Leader of Tomorrow. I am so not kidding you. My family still laughs about this one, as I am not known for being the domestic one in the bunch.

Wait, I got a charm bracelet for it. I’m pretty sure I still have it. You don’t throw things like that away. Wait.

<<digging digging digging>>

Here you go. The front:

And the back:

Click on those photos to make them bigger, for the proof.

I’ve seen this Rockin’ Girl thing on just about every blog I’ve visited recently. Here’s the deal. I hate, absolutely hate, nominating people to do these things. I’m always the last one to get around to posting this stuff, and by the time I finish it, everybody else has done it. So if there are by any chance 5 of you who haven’t been nominated, consider it done and post this on your blog.

Next time, knitting. Really. I’ve started something new. I’ve actually started it twice, and soon will have enough for photos.

O, Canada!

I know, I know, I’m a little late for the big holiday up north. I was working, dammit, and didn’t get time to post pictures this past week. Here, however, are the long-awaited photos of our road trip to Canada. There are a lot of them, and I was going to split them into two posts, but what the hell.

I joked in a previous post that we were going to flip a coin at each intersection to decide which way to go. That was only partly true. We actually had a destination in mind, Fairmont Hot Springs in eastern BC. We had a week of time share that was going to expire if we didn’t use it soon, and they had an “efficiency”* suite open for one of the weeks I had off, so off we went. We didn’t plan how we were going to get there until we had the car packed and we were sitting in the driveway with the maps all over the place. Surprisingly, given that John and I are both happiest when we can give orders and expect everybody else to comply, we didn’t fight at all about the route that we ended up taking. We took a couple of leisurely days driving there, with frequent stops along the way.

Here’s our first stop. We got a bright and early start, about noon, and I hadn’t had nearly enough coffee.

This was our first night’s stop, in eastern Washington. Ahhh, wine and knitting.

By our second night, we’d gotten across the border and into Canada. We stayed in an old Victorian B&B in Cranbrooks, BC. Sweetpea found a buddy. She’d heard that there were bears in Canada, so she really was looking forward to the trip. I think she’s trying to explain to her friend how to knit socks.

By the third night, we’d made it to our timeshare home. Here’s the setting for our first dinner. Note the fancy candle holders.

I’m not exactly sure that I remember where this next photo was taken. This is bad, it might mean that the alcohol might be finally killing off more than the weak brain cells. John might remember. Honey? Any idea?

Next, your standard tourist photo taken through the front windshield of the car while it’s moving. I’m not sure what it says about my photography skills, but the shots out the front window were some of the best scenery shots.

Here’s one of the seaming party that I had for the Eggplant sweater.

It was getting dark, I was almost done with it, and the lighting wasn’t very good. John, always ready for an emergency, had packed his camping headlamp.

The sock enjoyed the drive through Kootenay park.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that they put benches along the trails in the park, just so we can sit for a minute and knit socks.

After our timeshare stay, we moved up north, to the resort with the late-night drinking boys I mentioned in the previous post. Sweetpea liked this place, too.

We took a hike, where John held up the world for a while.

We saw lots of waterfalls.

We had cocktails by the little stream outside our cabin. Yes, John brings his own martini shaker along on vacations. How can you not love a man like this?

Some of us drank bourbon.

And more Guinness. Remember, Guinness is good for you. Trust me, I’m a doctor. This one was enjoyed in an Irish pub in Banff. I remember this one.

We took more hikes.

We sat by that creek some more. This one was taken on the Solstice. We sat out until almost midnight (quietly, I might point out), and I got the opportunity to actually wear my new sweater. Right then, I wished I had made the collar higher.

We took more walks.

We saw a real bear. We are pretty sure that this fine specimen was a grizzly. It was right off the road, and dozens of tourists were out of their cars, dragging their little kids as close as they could get to take photos. We snapped this from the safety of inside the car. People always astound me in their infinite stupidity.

Sweetpea was really pissed that she missed that one, being back in the cabin and all.

The sock got to see glaciers. This was taken at the Columbia Icefields. This was pretty exciting for us, as we live close to the other end of the Columbia River. It makes me happy somehow to know that I’ve taken sock photos at both ends of the Columbia.

After all Stephanie’s talk of the hot Mounties, I finally found one. I couldn’t talk him into holding the sock, though.

We stopped at the Chateau Lake Louise for a cocktail. I think I might be the first person to sit on those benches and knit socks.

We saw more wildlife:

This is John’s favorite photo of the trip. It was the car stopped right in front of us. For some reason, this one made both of us laugh.

Last but not least, Sweetpea got to see some more bears.

The End.

Happy Fourth of July for all of you that celebrate it! Next time there will be knitting photos, I promise.

* Translate that as “small room tucked into a corner overlooking the parking lot, with a miniature kitchen and no air conditioning”.

Eggplant Sweater, Finished!

Both the vacation and the sweater are finished. I’ll show some photos of the vacation later this week when I sort through them. I think there are some swell examples of knitting on vacation in the bunch.

In the meantime, here’s a photo or two of my latest finished project. This one has been a long time in the making. If it looks like I’m not particularly enjoying this photo shoot, it’s probably because I’m in a wool sweater on a nearly 70 degree day. It also took several tries to get the color right on the photos. It’s still a little washed out looking. The real color is more like the first photo below.

First, final seaming, with the aid of Knit Klips. If you haven’t tried these, get over there and buy some now. I’ve had these for awhile, but it’s the first time I’ve used them. They make sewing seams a breeze.

Project Specs:

Pattern: Laurel Hill, affectionately known as the Eggplant sweater around here. It’s from Jo Sharp Handknitting Collections, Book Number 1.
Yarn: Jo Sharp DK Wool, in a color remarkably close to eggplant skin. Not too remarkably, it’s called “aubergine”.
For: Me me me.
Started: Oh, brother. I had to go way back in the archives on this one. I started this in December 2005. You read that right, people, 2005. An explanation follows in the “what I learned from this one” section.
Finished: June, 2007, in Fairmont Hot Springs, BC, on vacation.
Needles: 3.5mm & 3.75mm circs.
What I Learned From This One: Look for pattern corrections before you start knitting. Jo Sharp pattern corrections can be found here. I started this damn thing a couple of times before I got it going. Sometime around late winter 2006, this one went into hibernation because I was sick of it. I pulled it out again this winter and finally finished the thing. I also learned that I don’t particularly like doing miles of seed stitch. I don’t mind seed stitch, exactly, it just gets boring after about 20 miles of it.
Modifications: I modified the collar a bit. The pattern comes in two versions, one cropped with a snugger fit and a short stand-up collar. The other is looser with a cowl-neck. I did the cropped version, mostly because I was a bit worried about my yarn quantity. I did the collar a bit bigger around than the standard short collar, but not as floppy as the cowl. Otherwise it’s pretty much as portrayed in the pattern book.
Verdict: I like this sweater. The yarn is absolutely wonderful, soft enough to wear against bare skin, and I’ll get a lot of wear out of it. I had my reservations about the dropped shoulder construction, but it looks better on me than I thought it would.

What’s next? I’m not exactly sure. I have 2 shawls and a pair of socks on the needles, but I like having a sweater going also. I’d planned on doing a sweater for John out of Peace Fleece, but I really don’t want to be working with heavy worsted wool as we go into summer. I’m planning on a little stash diving to see what I come up with. It’s not like I don’t have options in those Rubbermaid boxes. You guys will be the first to know!

Next time, vacation photos!

Giving You All The Finger

I found this one on Purl This!, and couldn’t resist. Somehow I thought that I would be a different finger.

You Are the Thumb

You’re unique and flexible. And you defy any category.
Mentally strong and agile, you do things your own way. And you do them well.
You are a natural leader… but also truly a loner. You inspire many but connect with few.

You get along well with: The Middle Finger

Stay away from: The Pinky

What Finger Are You?

In trolling through Bloglines yesterday, I found this on Fleegle’s blog. She’s compiled a spreadsheet of laceweight yarns, with yarn name, company, fiber content, and yards per pound. Brilliant!

On Vacation

We are still on our road trip, and in true "Lorette" fashion, I packed the car full of everything you could imagine. Books, yarn, enough clothing and wine to last us weeks, etc. Everything except for the camera cord, so I can’t upload any photos to show you how lovely this spot is. We really did have sort of a plan for where we would end up, as we had reservations at a timeshare in the Canadian Rockies. We took a few meandering days to get here though, and now we’ve moved to a lovely spot near Lake Louise, in Alberta. Our room overlooks a rushing creek, and it’s just perfect.

Well, perfect except for the fun-loving guys who partied by the creek until 4 AM last night. John yelled at them at about 3 AM, and when it didn’t make any difference, I got dressed and went out and gave them my best disapproving schoolmarm lecture that they shouldn’t just quiet down, they should end the party now. I’m not sure if it was the lecture, or the sight of me in my Bat Signal sweatshirt, with my hair on end, but they called it quits and went to bed. Of course they left the fire going, and left numerous empty bottles of booze for the staff to clean up this morning. The manager said they are still here tonight, but she’s going to give them another dressing down and make sure it doesn’t happen again tonight. I hope so. I don’t want to be trooping around outside at 4 AM again tonight.

I have been getting some knitting done. I finally finished that Eggplant Jo Sharp sweater, and when I get back home and find the camera cord, I’ll post photos. It fits better than I anticipated, given that it has drop shoulders instead of fitted sleeves. I’m quite happy with it overall, even though I won’t be able to wear it for many months. I’ve also been working on the lace shawl in progress, and am nearly at the point of starting the edging. It’s the Forest Canopy shawl, and I’m making it in some leftover emerald colored Zephyr laceweight. I’m not sure how big it will be, as I had about three ounces total of the yarn to work with. I also forgot to bring my handy little scale with me. I started with one 2-ounce ball of the yarn, and another approximately one ounce ball. My current plan is to use up the larger ball on the body, then switch to the edging half way into the second ball. I think half an ounce of lace yarn should be way more than enough for the edging, don’t you? This is an easy enough pattern that I haven’t been using a lifeline, but I might just put one in a couple of repeats before I do the edging, just in case.

And there you have it. The photo-less knitting blog report. We should be home this weekend, so hopefully I’ll get some photos up next week!

Oh, and go congratulate Claudia on reaching, and surpassing her fundraising goal for the MS ride that she is doing this weekend. She is the #1 fundraiser for the event. She is also still taking last minute donations, so if you haven’t given, or if you have some extra cash and can donate a bit more, get over there. She’s perilously close to $35,000, people. $35,000 sounds like a nice round number, doesn’t it?

No Knitting

I have no knitting progress to report, so will show cute kid photos instead. My surprise weekend trip was to Sacramento to visit my niece, Donna, and her family. She graduated from her master’s program this week, and I flew down to surprise her and attend the festivities. My sister Linda was there also, so we had a fun time (yes, Diane, we talked about you, you should have come).
Here are those cute photos just to get started. You can see that my niece is raising her daughters with the proper queenly expectations.

Notice that somebody got her ears pierced; she was very brave for the procedure:

Here’s the graduate and her mom, my sister Linda:

And one after the ceremony with Donna and I:

And Donna and her sister, Jan:

There was a post-graduation party where everybody had lots of food and drinks and a great time. Oh heck, I’ll show a photo from that as well. Before you see this one, you need to know that Donna is not much of a party girl-drinker. Master’s degrees don’t come every day though, so she decided to celebrate with her friends:

That guy in the middle is her husband, Brian. The party was luau-themed, so there was a grass skirt and coconut bra involved, but since this generally is a family-rated blog, I won’t show them.

Congratulations, Donna!

There was knitting involved, actually. I worked on the green lace Forest Canopy shawl, and finished a couple more repeats. I have about an ounce and a half of the yarn left, and would like to just use it all up. It’s just a blob at present, and not very photogenic. I’m also still working on that eggplant Jo Sharp sweater, knitting more miles of seed stitch collar. The pattern has two options, one for a short mock turtleneck type of collar, and the second for more of a cowl collar. I’m aiming for something in between, more like a real turtleneck that folds over, but not quite as floppy as a cowl. We’ll see. It better work; I’ll cry if I have to rip and knit much more seed stitch.

Typepad was on drugs last week, as some of you noticed when you tried to comment. To their credit, once I figured it out and emailed them, they responded quickly, fixed it, then emailed me to let me know they’d fixed it. Hopefully it’s working now. If you can’t comment, email me (link over there to the lower right in the sidebar) to let me know.

We’re off on a road trip for the next week. We’re headed east and north, through eastern Washington, Idaho, British Columbia, and aiming to end up around Banff. We don’t have a definite plan, and though we’re leaving today, we’re not exactly packed either. The “plan” so far is that when we get to an intersection, we’ll flip a coin to see whether we go right or left. It makes my husband nervous when I drive, which is perfect. He gets to drive, I get to knit all the way. We’re taking the laptop, but seriously doubt that there will be wireless access where we’re going. If I’m wrong, I’ll post, if not, I might have some finished stuff to show you when I get back!

Purply Picots

I promised a photo of the new sock yarn, so here goes. I ran across this yarn on somebody’s blog some time back, and after a bit of dithering, decided that I needed to have some in the stash. It’s from Rohrspatz & Wollmeise, a German fiber company. Check out that link. If you click on the yarn blobs, you’ll get to the fiber section. There’s a little link on the bottom for “englisch”, in case you don’t speak German.

I emailed the owner, Claudia, and within a matter of hours had an order ready to go. I ordered several different colors of the sock yarn (as long as the boat was sailing this way, you know), and as soon as I finished the Easter Egg socks from the last post, had this one on the needles. Claudia couldn’t have been nicer to work with. Though her website doesn’t have a shopping cart set up, it was no trouble to email back and forth until we got it together. The only real trouble that I had with the order was deciding which colors to get. I really want them all.

Her yarn colors come in three intensities, and the stuff I bought was “medium”. This one is called Krauterbeet, which I readily admit, I bought simply because of the name. And how can you not like purple and green together?

There was a little mishap with the ball winder and swift, which is totally not Claudia’s fault. I readily admit to a measure of operator error in this one. I ended up winding the whole hank by hand, then rewinding it with the ballwinder into 2 equal cakes.

Click on that to get an idea of how lovely the yarn is.

And here’s the beginning of my sock. It should be no surprise to anyone what pattern I’m using.

In fundraising news, Claudia is doing her annual bicycle ride to raise money for the National MS Society. She’s already very close to her original goal of $20,000 ($20,000 all from knitters, people!), and has raised the bar to $30,000, with the deadline on June 25th. Go donate, if you haven’t already. If you do, you will help some folks who really need it. If you don’t, who knows, you just might have very bad karma for the rest of the year. At the very least, you’ll feel guilty if you don’t send her money. And if we can afford blogs and yarn, we can afford a few bucks for a good cause, right?

I’m off to pack. I’m going on a little surprise trip for the weekend, so I can’t say where. Now, what knitting to take?

Randomness

Or, How I Survived an Unintended 3-Week Blog Vacation

I was tagged eons ago by three people, Marjorie, Michelle, and Tam for the 7 random things thing. I’m finally getting around to it, and explaining the blog absence and knitting progress in the process. I’m publishing the rules, but I’m just not tagging anybody, because I think this one has probably reached the end of its blog life. If you haven’t done it, and want to, consider yourself tagged.

Rules:

1. Each player starts with 7 random facts about themselves.

2. People who are tagged write a blog post about their 7 random things and post the rules.

3. At the end of your post you need to tag 7 people and post their names.

4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment and tell them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Random Fact 1: This has been one hell of a month at work. I signed up for a couple of extra shifts, which is just inexplicable in itself, as I don’t ordinarily sign up to do any more work than what I have to. We also had 3 team members have babies within a week of each other, so we were a bit short on staff and a bit long on patients to see. There used to be a warm-weather slowdown in hospital admissions in the good old days when people got to check in for questionable indications. As a byproduct of much tighter insurance company restrictions on what they will pay for, that doesn’t happen much anymore.

Random Fact 2: I generally work a 7-day on, 7-day off shift schedule. The 7-day off part sounds great, (and it is, really), but the 7-day on is a hell-on-wheels, 90-some hour extravaganza of fun, chaos, and terror. I thrive on fun, chaos, and terror, so it works for me. However, I don’t get much done except work, eat, and sleep, and the latter tends to be limited.

Random Fact 3: I am a total slob at home, and an expert procrastinator. This is in contrast to work, where I am obsessive-compulsive enough that even my coworkers, all obsessive-compulsive internists in their own rights, think it’s amusing. I have an unnatural love for cool and geeky office supplies.

Random Fact 4: They call me the Highlighter Queen at work.

Random Fact 5: My immediate family thinks I’m spoiled rotten and a princess-y prima donna. They are dead wrong. I’m spoiled rotten and a Queenly prima donna. I keep telling them, I’m not a Princess. The Princess has to answer to someone, and that would be the Queen, me. I even have a crown, you’ve all seen it here.

Random Fact 6: I’ve gotten virtually no knitting done this past 3 weeks. If you want to see progress photos on that stupid purple sweater, go back a few posts. I have all the pieces done and am in the process of knitting more stupid seed stitch on the collar, and then have the seams to do.

Random Fact 6 1/2: I love doing mattress-stitch seams.

Random Fact 7: I have actually finished something. The Easter Egg socks are done done done. These are just my favorite socks. Here’s a photo, and Project Specs.

Oh heck, here’s another one, I might get lost and not post again for another month. This is a closeup that shows my perfect little gussets. I loves me a good flap heel and gusset.

Random Project Specs:

Pattern: My own sock pattern. This one is 56 stitches, with a flap heel, gusset, and the toe grafted on 12 stitches.
Yarn: Joslyn’s Fiber Farm Bunny Luxury, in Easter Egg. The yarn is 20% angora, 80% wool, about a sport weight.
For: Me me me (refer back to Random Fact 5)
Started: April 3, this year.
Finished: This morning.
Needles: Lantern Moon ebony, size 2.75.
What I learned: Sport weight socks go fast, provided you actually pick them up and work on them now and then. I also learned to buy yarn when I see it. Joslyn doesn’t sell this particular blend anymore. These will make great Birkenstock socks (yes, I wear socks with my Birkenstocks; this is considered fashionable in the Pacific Northwest).

I’ve already picked out yarn for the next pair, and started them. I’ll post photos next time. Whenever that might be.

Help!

I’ve Fallen Into The Stash, And I Can’t Get Out…

After several recent attempts to find something specific in my yarn stash, I decided that it was time to clean house. I set up a database of all my yarn a long time ago, but it was a Microsoft Access file, and when I switched to Mac last year, I just sort of quit using it. Microsoft doesn’t make Access for Mac (what the hell is up with that anyway?), and the file just didn’t convert nicely to an Excel file. So I had these bags and bags of yarn everywhere, and there have been additions and subtractions all over the place in the stash. It was time to reorganize. It finally dawned on me that I still have my old laptop, as I use it from time to time when we travel, and that I could still use the old file. It just needed some serious updating.

So that’s what I’ve been doing all week. Box by box, I dumped it all out, sorting, counting, tallying, drooling. It was a little like a college reunion, where you meet all your old friends that you haven’t seen in years, and you remember why you loved them. There were a few skeins that made me think “what the frack did I see in them anyway?” (Just like that old college boyfriend, the one that got a pitcher of beer dumped on his head for being a jackass.) I have almost all of it back into boxes, and added all the new yarn purchases over the last 8 or 9 months to the database. No, I have no idea how many yards total I have. I am so not going there. Even if I were to add up those skeins to get that number, I would not under any circumstance publish it to a blog that my husband occasionally reads.

Here’s a little taste. First, a small sampling of the sock stash, out for inspection:

And back in the box:

Just to give you a hint of how much yarn I have, I’ve numbered the boxes.

And don’t ask. Yes, that’s a “9”, implying that there are “8” boxes of yarn before this one. I am just not saying how many there may or may not be after this one.

Ok, Ok, here’s a bit from one of the other boxes. I’m not saying what number this one was. It was the “mostly lace” box.

That’s all. I am not giving out any more information. I’m just thinking that after tallying all this up, I might consider printing out a list, putting a monetary value on all of it, and getting a separate insurance company rider for it. Don’t laugh, it’s actually not such a dumb idea.

Next time: Perhaps a Finished Object. I’m close, so close.

Call For Help

Remember this photo?

That’s my Birch shawl, with a big honking hole that I found last fall. I stuck the pin in it until I could muster up the nerve to fix the thing. It’s been in a heap ever since.

The thing is, I don’t have any of the Kidsilk Haze left. I know I had some leftover, I must have tossed it out in a fit of pique, being quite done with KSH at the time. I could probably do a real half-assed job without extra yarn, but I spent so much time on this sucker that I’d like to try to really fix it.

Which is where the Call For Help comes in. I’m hauling out the Knit Signal.

Does anybody have some of this yarn in their stash that they would be willing to part with? It’s Kidsilk Haze, by Rowan, in the color Liqueur, a very deep nail-lacquer red. I don’t have the dyelot number (if I’d saved the fracking yarn, I’d know the dyelot, now, wouldn’t I?), but at this point I’m willing to give anything a shot. I probably don’t need more than a few yards, so if you have a bit leftover, I’d love to have it.

In return, I’ll go shopping in my stash (a deep, extensive stash, I might point out) for a little something to compensate you. If you are the one who has the KSH in your stash, I’ll even let you pick the category: something for a scarf, or a hat, or perhaps a pair of socks.

Call it a blog contest. First one to say they can send me that yarn in the right color wins.

Added later:

I knew I could count on you guys. I have multiple offers of KSH, so I should be all set. Thanks!