Conversation in my kitchen this morning:
John: “Are you on your way to your Iconoclast infusion?”
Me: “It's Reclast*, not Iconoclast, but yes.” (He also calls Tessalon cough pills “Teflon pills”.)
John: “Were you intending to wear your slippers?”
Me: “Why yes, apparently I was.”
That my friends, is the eleventy billionth and eleventy billionth and one reasons why we have to stay married to each other. He makes sure that I don't go out in public in my jammies and slippers, and I make sure he knows the right names for prescription drugs.
*Reclast is the infusion I get once a year to treat osteoporosis.