I just had to post this one! My favorite is number 9 on the second list. That might explain a few things.
This one came from Ryan. Stick your name in that box below and click “Go” to find out the Ten Top Trivia Tips for you!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lorette!
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Lorette is blue.
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Lorette.
- Lorette was named after Lorette the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Lorette.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Lorette.
- The word ‘samba’ means ‘to rub Lorette’!
- Lorette cannot jump.
- If you toss Lorette 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Without Lorette, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lorette.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Knitting Doctor!
- India tested its first nuclear The Knitting Doctor in 1974.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at The Knitting Doctor.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using The Knitting Doctor.
- A The Knitting Doctorometer is used to measure The Knitting Doctor!
- If you lace The Knitting Doctor from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
- It is bad luck to walk under The Knitting Doctor.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, The Knitting Doctor is the victim!
- Scientists have discovered that The Knitting Doctor can smell the presence of autism in children.
- If you put a drop of liquor on The Knitting Doctor, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
- The Knitting Doctor can taste with her feet.
I always thought you were laced up a little too tight! I’m almost afraid to put my name in. Truly strange! But I needed a good laugh!
I did that the other day, apparently niether myself or my friend could win a Dolly Parton look a like contest.
Thumbs up to #9, but I also really liked #2 of the first version. Too funny!
I don’t know, I like the one about the female ferret an awful lot too! :o) Thanks for your tips about deciding on a specialty. I think I WILL spend some time doing an organized reflection about my future…
So nice to discover your blog. I am a second year resident who has knit since age 8. Some of us from work get together from time to time to knit, but most of us are too busy to meet on any type of schedule. We manage to meed 2x/yr or so. Appreciate your list of blogs of ‘medical types’. It’s good to see the creative sides of us blossom in jobs that don’t exactly allow that.
I really want to see someone sting themselves to death! I have a long list of surgeons…….:)
I am, as always, half asheep!
This was a hoot, thanks Lorette!
I’m posting mine on my blog soon!
Well, now I know not to offer you a drink.
Haaa! I hadn’t seen that one!
And *waves*. I’ve been surfing around knitosphere tonight finding some new knitster friends!