Ok. I should be in bed, since I have to be at work in some semblance of sanity eight hours from now. But I had to check the blog search stats before I headed off to sleep.
“My yarn is a knotted mess”
That one I can understand. My sympathies. I’ve been there, honey, I can’t fix it for you. There isn’t enough whiskey in the cabinet for that.
“how many stitches are in a 1000 meter spindle”
If you can spin with a 1000 meter spindle, I really want to see the video.
“carolina blue sock yarn”
My husband would be very, very happy if you found this for him (he’s a Tarheel).
“squashed frog spinal cord”
I’m sure that made sense to someone. I think I need more whiskey to figure that out, and decipher why it got you to my blog.
“geoduck knitting pattern”
Now really, people. Have you ever seen a geoduck? Why would you want to knit one, never mind eat one??
I am really off to bed. I should know better to check these things at near-midnight.
I think I ate mirugai (geoduck) sushi once. I really don’t recall the taste. I try not to think about it.
Are we talking about the spinal cord of a squashed frog, or a squashed spinal cord that was once part of a frog?
This is going to bother me all day. . .
I try not to look at my search stats because they make my head hurt. 🙂
After seeing that photo, I had to look up the college who had it as a mascot (Evergreen State, of course). I found a page with the country’s oddest mascots; when you have a moment, look up “Scrotie the Nad.” You’ll realize then that a geoduck isn’t so odd after all!
The strange one i can’t forget in my searches was how to pee on a train. Now you will get that search, too. Bwa ha ha ha. Evil blog laughter. You may delete it if you want 😉
Oh, I need a laugh — off to check my blog search stats!
Okay that was to funny. My search stats are no way as interesting.
I have not consumed enough adult beverages, clearly, to even want to eat that thing….as for the rest, they make sense? Perhaps I need to check my stats for a good laugh as well…
Bwahahahahaha! You always have some doozies!
well… because you get to end your day with a big ole smile on your face!
that was insane!
Scrotie the Nad – hilarious – sent the link to my daughter who graduated from BU & was a huge hockey fan.
You trump my google searches by many miles.